Tai Chi Chuan Gangster
| It´s a sunny day in Peterborough, England. Grandmaster Brian is out walking. Suddenly a swedish gangster shows up. |
| The swedish gangster shout. - Shit! - Give me your money or else I beat you up, you old english tart. - You stupid swede you haven´t even learned the whole Tai Chi form yet, grandmaster Brian replied. |
| - Now you have tasted your last single malt, the swedish ganster shout. |
| - Are you really shure that you want to hit me with that fist? |
| Single whip |
| Playing the Pipi |
| Golden peacock standing on one leg |